Successful Poop

A successful poop uses but one section of toilet paper.

Saves time, adds a whole new dimension to taking a good poop.

Poopee: "Hey, i just did the best poop ever!"
Friend: "oh, how many times did you wipe?"
Poopee: "only twice"
Friend: "Well i guess that wasn't really a Successful Poop"
Poopee: "fair point my fine feathered friend"

by Pompadour... October 30, 2011

successfully drunk

Successfully drunk is when you meet someone who is at the stage of drunk that they has lost her inhibitions and so will sleep with you but not drunk enough that they are throwing up and doesn't know what they're doing. Best kind of drunk.

Me - hey man did you bang that girl last night?

My mate - yeah man she was successfully drunk, it was awesome.

or

Me - did you get any last night?

Mate - no he wasn't successfully drunk enough

by SuccessfullyDrunk1989 October 16, 2013

Successful Climber

A person that succeeds in 'climbing' from a lower social class to a higher one, by way of marriage

After Suzy had become a successful climber, she refused to eat at Red Lobster & Olive Garden

by catfight12 January 13, 2009

successfully clowned me

Lmao “you clowning” is when a boy/girl gets your trust and breaks it so you are now the ceo of clowns beacuse you just been clowned by a person.

Marvin successfully clowned me -sasamy sosa

by SasamySosa March 1, 2020

Successful uno

When one is able to “finish” without any interruption, in the middle of intense concentration/activity

If people would stop calling me I would maybe be able to have a successful uno with my friends

by UnoQu33n January 1, 2020

successful sandwich

When life comes in the form of success in a sandwich

I'm gonna arm wrestle my way to anarchy. Can't do that without a successful sandwich

by raphael is awesome June 11, 2020

Successful Business MODATEC style

When you can barely afford your workshop rent and electric, pay 1 guy to make tea £350 a week, your apprentice £150 a week, your main tech £500 a week, and then get 2 sub techs in on £160 each for 2 days work. Whilst still living at home, sleeping on your mums couch because all the other rooms are occupied, and your credit accounts are closing quicker than a bank in a recession. #MODATEC

I see uncs gone and done another modatec special successful business MODATEC style #MODATEC

by Neekay88 December 16, 2020