Substitute Teacher

The act of sitting on one's non-dominant hand for 20 minutes or until it is numb, then using that hand to beat off or give someone a hand job. Similar to The Stranger, but using the non-dominant hand (i.e. left hand if you are right-handed and vice versa).

I'm a little sick, but it's nothing that a beer and
a quick substitute teacher can't fix.

by MFLB October 4, 2010

substitute teacher

1. An old retard that can't hear. Someone who's name happens to be Mrs. G. or Mrs. Greene. Someone who freaks out when you call her and whisper scare crow into the phone.
2. Also a fat retarded loser who is a pizza faced bitch.

Mrs. G. the substitute teacher is a fat pizza faced loser who can't hear me yelling at her.

by Benjamism January 24, 2008

Substitute prostitute

A girl who is a hoe, but does not collect money from her activties. Also to be used as an insult.

Jane: Mary's such a hoe, but she always looks so broke!
Sara: Yeah, she's a substitute prostitute.

by Kazia February 17, 2008

substitute teachers

I had this substitute teacher on friday and she was totally crunked I swear she started singing opera, and she sounded british. She was old and super nice because some guy would tell her how nice she was.

She started talking about chicks slitting their wrists, totally out of hand. The students made themselves at home some dude recording the shit with his self phone.

by lmao April 9, 2005

The Nolan Substitution

A method to decide whether to use who or whom in a sentence by substituting in the pronouns he and him into the sentence.

If the subject can be replaced with he or she, use who; If the question can be answered with him or her, use whom.

The Nolan Substitution method examples

It was for him/her (right)
It was for he/she (wrong)
Whom was it for? (Correct question)

He/she opened the box (correct)
Him/her opened the box (wrong)
Who opened the box (correct question)

by Reagan012081 October 20, 2016

substitution property

The idea that if a = b, then a may be replaced by b in any mathematical or algebraic expression.

If x = 3, then use 3 instead, its part of the substitution property.

by Charson Chick September 28, 2017

substitute teacher

never be a substitute teacher. you will die.

jenny: the time has come once again.

substitute teachers: *run away*
jenny: you are the only one left. you will be the substitute for 5b
random sub: NOOOOO

by sexc000 June 6, 2020