Bed-stingy

A person that sleeps directly in the middle of the bed and/or constantly hogs the sheets forcing you to give them a dutch oven at 3 AM.

My God, why is Naomi so bed-stingy she always lies right in the middle of the bed and takes all the sheets. I always end up sleeping with one frozen ass cheek hanging off the bed.

by illwill91578 March 13, 2011

Stringy Melt

A phrase used to describe people who are boring/low self confidence/wear glasses/have no mates/study geology.

A stringy melt wouldn't stick up for themselves or their friends in any situation and is generally not a good person to have around.

A stringy melt will always wimp out of fun things.

'Those geology boys are such stringy melts'

or

Bob - 'Jim you fancy coming out tonight?'

Jim - 'Nah got ballet lessons'

Bob - 'You stringy melt'

by wordsforfriends May 31, 2012

stringy mushroom

The stringy mushroom is when some bitch (or dude if you swing that way) sneezes on your dick wile giving a blow job, and when she pulls away snot hangs off of the dick like gooey strings hanging off of a mushroom.

"dude, some bitch gave me the stringy mushroom, so i donkey punched her."

by TheDarkShade December 18, 2012

Stringy Cheese Surprise

When you masturbate continuously and your semen turns into a stringy cheese surprise.

"I had a stringy cheese surprise last night."

by hillbillyhickfuck April 13, 2015

stingy

An evil puppet who says that anything he own is not yours and that everything you own is also his.

Man, Stingy claimed my condom!

by StingyIsGod June 23, 2017

swingy boi

A boi who can be found hanging out in the woods, and typically ruins youtubers careersn

Logan Paul: I think I see a Swingy Boi, grab the camara

by Marmymarm May 29, 2018

stingy jew

meaning being a bitch: not leting poeple barrow something if they are ask for something

stop being a stingy jew let me barrow that game

by steveo December 15, 2004