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slustitute

Someone who works as a prostitute but still somehow manages to exemplify the characteristics of a true slut.
She's such a slustitute! She works 8 hours a day as a prostitute and then sleeps with at least 3 different guys every night after work.
by AttiFinch May 25, 2011
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Substitute PE teacher

the single most easiest paying job ever
The substitute PE teacher just told everyone to run around or some shit for the whole period.
by intrnashonalsuperstud June 5, 2009
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substitute teachers

the best kind of teacher to annoy the hell out of
You should've been there! We threw papers, pencils..all over the place. We asked stupid questions like "Why is the sky blue" and crawled all over the floor. The substitute teacher couldn't do shit about it! ~ (Dirge)
by Dirge February 13, 2005
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i reject your reality and substitute it with my own

a one liner comeback that basically means that you're right and the other person is wrong. the 'realities' being the varying opinions in the argument/conversation

i reject your reality and substitute it with my own (i refuse to accept that you are right so i will change your point to mine)
teacher: i told you yesterday what the homework was. why isnt it done
student: you didnt tell me, therefore i do not know
teacher: why has everyone else done it then?
student: i reject your reality and substitute it with my own ;)
teacher: /mindfuck
by llamasareoverrated August 13, 2011
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A "Greg Scott" Substitution

Whilst playing Fifa online, pretending to make a substitution then quitting due to being one or more goals behind.
I was beating him 1-0 with 5 minutes left to go and he made "A "Greg Scott" Substitution"
by SomeRangersFan April 11, 2009
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substitution

5 foot Jen is paying for her college through substitution.
by Lori-Ann January 29, 2008
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Slutstitute

Definition:

Slutstitue is an accepted denotative meaning of a sexually promiscuous woman that is known to be a dirty piarte hooker, yet still maintains a common placement among a group atmosphere.

Amalgamation:

Slut is a pejorative term for a sexually promiscuous person (usually females), more than is deemed socially acceptable.

The term is interchangeable with prostitute as this term denotes a person who engages in sex for money, or other services and companionships to which they find of value.

You want to get paid but you don't, it's a word that can be anything we want since it's drived names are slut = self defining and prostitute, which means getting paid for sexual favours so that makes a prostitute a slut.

Therefore we create a new word for prostitute and make it slutstitute.
Stop being such a slutstitute with everyone you know, we love you but do you have to bang everyone you dirty pirate hooker?
by LMT August 15, 2006
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