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The shutting up theory

Allow me to explain.

This theory speculates that by closing your mouth while simultaneously ceasing your lips to move people don't have to hear your annoying ass and by doing this it means nobody has to suffer from hearing what you have to say. This is due to how annoying you're being right now and everybody wanting you to stop talking.
- Come on, that was never a red!
- Have you ever heard about the shutting up theory? Allow me to explain.

T-slutting 

Verb
-The act of being a woman in a state of semi-nudity, not wearing any bra or panties, while wearing a man’s t-shirt.
I could not contain my raging boner because my girl was t-slutting around the apartment again.
T-slutting by Bananaslug3 July 19, 2010

Stunting 

A word used to describe a person who is showing off or trying to get attention by performing an elaborate act or stunt and being someone they aren't
"Dean was really stunting today when he tried to jump over those boxes infront of those babes"

"Stop stunting man, we all know you can't actually skate"

Ben"Did you see me do that backflip Molly?"

Molly "ahh, stop stunting, you fell off that diving board you spaz"
Stunting by Artline March 30, 2010
when an animal jumps upwards with all four legs simultaneously.
"Do not die until you've seen a large black poodle stotting in the snow."
stotting by GSpot13 March 9, 2010

Struging 

James: I’m just so behind in math
Joe: same I’m struging

Baker Streeting 

The act of mocking someone’s misery, by humming the sax-part of the song “Baker Street”
Jake: man, im so sad

Blake: aw, man, im so sorry. *hums Baker Street*

Jake: Man, Blake, stop Baker Streeting me!
Baker Streeting by thotaroo June 17, 2020