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struggling

Extremely ugly, haggard, broke down, and tore up.
(10-year reunion)
Megan: "Hey Jake, remember me?"
Jake: "Oh yeah, Candy, the dirty hooker from 57th and Market...have those warts cleared up yet?"
Megan: "No, silly, I was the head cheerleader, remember? You always wanted to go out with me, but I was dating the star quarterback of the football team. Well now I'm available..."
Jake: "Shit bitch, you were smokin' hot back then, but now you're straight up struuuuggling! Scat!"
by Nick D May 8, 2005
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scrumling

A scrumling is not considered an equal to anyone.
Hunter and Glen Coco are scrumlings.
by allie jane May 13, 2008
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scrumling

minion, twerp, loser, someone lower that you
Hunter, from McC is such a scrumling it is ridiculous.
I CANT BELEIVE HUNTER CHEATED ON YOU 3 TIMES...what a scrumling!!
by yoyoyoho May 9, 2008
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struggling

In the context of sports, when a team or player is offering an uncharacteristically poor performance over an extended period of time.
-Wow, our team has been playing decent all season, but they've lost their last five games!
-Yeah, they're really struggling right now.
by djbeerman January 15, 2008
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bumble-stumbling

verb: (to be) to skip school without a valid reason and to be doing something else other than what you are supposed to be doing in school. This is also called truating in Great Britain
father: Peter, I have rotten eggs for you. Your school principal, Principal Skinner, just called and said you were bumble-stumbling at Cavendish Mall.

Peter: What the hell is it Principal Skinner's vegetable soup where i am during school hours, as long I get my homework done on time. And how in the devil's name did he find out anyways that I was at Cavendish Mall.

father: Roflmao. Walls have eyes and ears. Nah, Lol. he told me he used his spy-glass from his days in the US Navy; besides Cavendish Mall is right across the street from your high school, no?
by Sexydimma December 18, 2012
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stumbling distance

A distance that can be traveled on foot when drunk. Often stumbling occurs which slows down the process.
Guy 1: Want to go to the pub?

Guy 2: Nah, let's just drink at the sports bar, it is within stumbling distance from my house.
by AtlasRider July 24, 2009
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Strumming the meat guitar

I caught my mum strumming the meat guitar last night
by Meat Man 666 March 5, 2015
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