The struggle is real

A (generally) ironic saying often used in place of the saying, "first world problems". Has slightly more urban undertones than "first world problems". Denotes a situation where the user wishes to express that they are encountering some sort of undesirable difficulty, but dealing with it. With irony, it has a comical effect of dramatizing a non-critical, yet undesirable situation.

Tom: I had to walk to class today because my bike got a flat tire.
Adam: Must've been real hard, man.
Tom: Yeah. The struggle is real.

by nobranknerms October 11, 2013

struggle buggy

1920's slang for the back seat of a car. More specifically in reference to its use for romantic liaisons.

Hey toots, you wanna go park out at lover's lane and take a ride in the struggle buggy?

by CrescentCityKat June 16, 2010

Struggle Meal

A cheap meal/snack bought at the store usually eaten by broke college students. Examples include ramen, chips and dip, and microwaveable meals

-Hey kyle wanna grab some McDonald's later tonight?

-I'm running low on money man, I think I'm just gonna eat a struggle meal back in my dorm room

by kingjwizzy March 7, 2017

Sneaky Strudel

An event describing the result of masturbating over someone's face, waking the sleeper as ejaculation occurs, and then the ejaculator running away before the waking sleeper realizes what has just happened.

My wife wanted to sleep in and I wanted a quickie before departing for work. Instead, I simply gave her a Sneaky Strudel.

by foybat November 2, 2010

Struggle Muffin

A way to describe a person who struggles every single day of their life. In every single way possible.

Person 1: Man, I got locked out of my dorm in only a towel after I took a shower.

Person 2: God, you're such a struggle muffin.

by Anonymous68753 March 21, 2011

struggle cakes

A booty that lacks the potential to appeal to others .most likely a small or oddly shaped backside.

Did you see miley cyrus twerkin those nubian struggle cakes. Booty Struggle

by fildaman September 12, 2013

Struggle Loaf

When you got a loaf of bread and then you watch the Food Network and you imagine that it's meatloaf.

Just because I got xbox live don't mean I'm not strugglin' nigga, I had to eat a struggle loaf last night.
-ModernWarNegro 2013

by They Call Me Mr. Struggle February 15, 2015