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Teresa Strasser - the #1 Jewish news reporter on The Adam Carolla Show.
Teresa Strassers glowing personality, witty banter, and excellent intuition on gay/nerd/weed walking and blah blah blog draws the listener in and keeps them there despite the sometimes uncouth remarks from her counter parts.
by VCA January 5, 2009
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Stressorexia

It's a form of anorexia that you don't intentionally induce. It is a result of the people and things going on around you that cause a lack of appetite and result in a habit you did not necessarily intend on.
Today was so stressful, my stressorexia was in full fledge. I could not bare to eat nor did the thought of food cross my mind.
by confusiondecoded April 12, 2015
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Streakler

An nickname for your close friends originating on tiktok, but it can be used in a negative way depending on how you say it.
"Wassup my streaklers?"

"You wanna fight, streakler?"
by Cityo51 June 22, 2022
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stressed out

The song by tøp that made it on the radio. Hipsters that listened to tøp before they got popular hate the song because it's too mainstream.
Omg I can't believe how mainstream tøp is getting. People these days only listen to Stressed Out
by Leafyisdad69 May 28, 2016
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stressturbate

The act of masturbating in order to alleviate stress. Normally, stressturbating is directly influenced by a recent event or action which has caused one great stress.

i.e. Heavy schoolwork, a crap job, relationship troubles
Guy 1: "God damn I had so much work today. Stressturbating never felt so great"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I know what you mean. I sressturbated 3 times the other day. It's like all my troubles had vanished"

Guy 1: "I love to stressturbate"

Guy 2: "Me too, me too"
by goldie911 September 10, 2013
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Teresa Strasser

Strasser co-hosts the Adam Corola show. She is soft spoken but has a razor sharp and classically smart sense of humor. She pays therapists to listen to her while ironically she's paid to be listened to. She also has two other jobs.

She also can bench press 450. She got a 1900 on SATs. She eats wasabi without tearing up. She has proven that inertia is NOT a property of matter. Buddhists have confirmed in a former life, she was a Tyrannosaurus. The 1 - 10 scale was only 1 - 9 before she came around. She wasn't scared at The Ring and didn't cry at The Titanic. She drinks flaming 151 shots for breakfast, sometimes poured over cheerios. She is allowed to go over on the Price is Right and still win.

Danny Bonaduce has her back so if you write negative things about her on urban dictionary you'll be thrown over his head.
Teresa Strasser probably is good at checkers but got picked last for dodge ball.
by Steinsensager November 9, 2007
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adam sessler and morgan webb

probably the only good actors in the whole g4 line up of shows.they have usually hilarious skits.they were on techtv till some retard bought the channel and fired every one.good thing they kept them cuz the other shows suck.sure theyre stupid but who cares they can fucking act.unlike those hot chicks who hosts filter or the one who hosts cheat.there acting is cheesy and not funny unlike xplay wich is funny
adam sessler and morgan webb are the only reason i watch g4
by kite822 June 11, 2005
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