Strap-On Funnel

A strap-on dildo that also is a funnel that releases the human urine when the wearer feels the urge.

Maybe we could get kinky tonight and use the strap-on funnel.

by SNAILCAKES June 29, 2008

Strap on

An object with a dildo attached to it and used for lesbian sex.

Rosemary has Funtime with a Strap on with a partner, while Erik Kaspar watched.

by Mr. Remkis April 25, 2014

strap-on dementia

A severe mental disease which causes lesbians who can't come out of the closet to go nuts.

Joe... I'm telling ya, that old man hatin'bitch has lost her mind.

Rodney... Classic case of strap-on dementia dude.

by wmawnmo April 6, 2013

Organic strap on

A penis. Often used by LGBT folks as a pleasant euphemism for their genitalia.

I was the only girl at the party with an organic strap on, yet I’m a hopeless bottom.

by JaiTheGai March 8, 2022

reverse strap on

The act of placing a strap on, on the ass.

I couldnt sit for an hour because I was doing the reverse strap on.

by Rbomb04 November 13, 2014

strap-on keyboard

Same as keytar. Small keyboard or synthesizer, worn on the strap, similar to guitar.

Used by heavy metal keyboardists to do all sorts of #musical masturbation.

Jordan Rudess fucked my ears with his strap-on keyboard solo

by dildo777 July 3, 2018

strap-on tits

A Wonderbra or similar brassiere, so called because it makes breasts far more apparent to the viewer than when it is not worn.

girl1: you buying that dress for your date tonight?
girl2: probably, but I'll need strap-on tits for the full effect.

by mistertea November 27, 2006