stonership

To assign or take responsibility for something knowing it will either be not done or totally fucked up.

Dude, you were supposed to pick us up at SFO not the Oakland Airport. What happened?
I know, I take complete stonership for that.

OK, which of us will take stonership for driving tonight?

by DontAskMeIJustGotHereMyself April 24, 2010

stoners finger

it is when your index finger turns black from poking the bowl. it is normally a constant thing because your always smokin. yeahhhhh

"hey man my girlfriend knows im smokin agian. she saw my stoners finger."
"sucks dude."

by hnk14 April 25, 2010

rolling stoners

n. Aging British rock band fans who need wheelchairs and similar mobility assists to get around at the concerts.

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Did you get up close to see The Who at Desert Trip?

No. I tried to get to the stage but I kept tripping over all the rolling stoners on their electric scooters.

Just as well man. They kind of suck.

by gnostic3 November 6, 2016

Stoners dictionary

Stoners dictionary..2 words stoners use alot when sitting around saying things like "let's get that word in the stoners dictionary" or saying "I know that word is in the stoners dictionary" but for those of u who don't know what the stoners dictionary is...it's just slang for the urban dictionary

Hey girl knowledge is power just so you know them stoners when they were talking about the stoners dictionary they were referring to the urban dictionary.

by PRETTY IN COPPER February 8, 2017

stoners rainbow

When corner hitting, The corner that the weed is being hit the most is the most burned. The weed changes color according to how much it is burned.

From the corner being hit it goes as follows.
White
Gray
Black
yellowish green (the part that is barely touched by fire)
Lastly green (weed that has not been burnt yet.

I made a perfect stoners rainbow last time I smoked. The colors were all there. It was beautiful.

by CharlesFly August 15, 2011

stonersexual

a person who is attracted to stoners but isn’t necessarily considered one

“babe i think i’m a stonersexual, i want nothing more than to suck you off while you take a toke”

by small tiddy goth gf November 16, 2019

stonersaur

A cross between a dinosaur and a stoner, usually with bright red glazed eyes.

Dude, we went on chatroulette with my stonersaur and met this raw stoner guy" -clay

by katie the dog March 13, 2010