stitches

When someone says something funny and makes you laugh really hard.

"He kept me in stitches with his story"

by Bav August 9, 2006

Stitches

what snitches get

Snitch: Why'd you just tear open my asshole?
Everyone: Snitches get stitches motherfucker.

by Morty Mc Saucy December 19, 2018

Stitch

1. a TV and movie character
2. a beautiful hot gurl also by the name of elise

1. from the movie and TV show lilo and stitch
2. heya stitch, how r u doing today?

by Elise April 14, 2005

Stitches

Rapper from Miami known for his hit song "Brick In Yo Face"... he's white, but he acts black as fuck , raps about selling blow and getting high on his own supply. He has a stitching pattern tatted on his lips, hence the name, and and AK-47 inked on his face as well. Easily the most ignorant rapper of all time, yet his songs are catchy and once you start listening you can't stop.

I put that brick in yo face! Now watcha gon dooooo wit it - Stitches

by syniconthetrack May 2, 2015

Stitches

A combined word for stupid bitches

Oo man, look at all these stitches that just got here; let's bounce.

by Anthony and Stritt May 15, 2005

Stitch

cute cuddly alien that can kill you.

stitch is scary.

by .....................qr January 28, 2017

stitched

A girl that has been hurt by guys in past relationships, and "healed stronger" therefore doesn't get hurt by guys anymore. She generally has a carefree attitude and doesn't care about one specific guy to a large extent. She doesn't allow herself to become attached to a guy again.

That girl didn't cry over me when we broke up because she is stitched.

by BeenStitched17 June 13, 2013