Stig

pronounced {-steeg-}
The word used to describe a sticky up bit of hair usually on the crown of a persons head. Stupid people usually have huge stigs and dont know about it and dont bother to tame them. Derrived from some famous swedish person called "Stig Helmer" who had a permanent stig.
1. Did you see quincy's stig?! It was incredible!! he really should buy himself a comb.
2. Mate you dont wanna go out with a stig like that u'll get laughed at!
by JOSAFOOWIS August 15, 2005
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Stig

Old Norse for the one who wander alone. Used as a descriptive noun or name for someone or something (feral dogs especially) who have spent a lot of time by themselves in the past. In MA it is many times used to describe a perfect dog who you'd never know was feral previously.
Brendan: Have you met that stig?
John: Yea, I cant believe how amazing he's become after learning to trust people.
Brendan : Stig still only trusts Erik tho.
John: You try spending 6months away from society.
by deLiefde June 24, 2017
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Stigged

Taken, stolen, nicked. When someone takes your stuff and doesn't give it back.
Hey you stigged my pencil give it back !
by Realceri May 28, 2017
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Stig

Undesirable tracksuit wearing criminal. See also POG, TEGGER.
"I'm sick of these fucking stigs wanting money to get back to Leeds."
by Marzipan March 26, 2003
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Stig is a cool gymteacher, who says he has a disease, but is just fat.
Stig: I have disease
Students: *he is just fat*
by Stiglover69 September 17, 2021
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An acronym meaning "Short Tempermental and Ignorant Guy."
Used to describe someone who is greatly involved in politics and angry at the corruption of his Government, and the stupidity of his President. This person wishes to take control of his country for the good of all who chant with him in his quest for world domination.
STIG was first used and gained popularity within the Computer Programming classroom of Vintage High School in Napa, California.
The acronym itself is used to describe the teacher of the class, Mr. Kamada, whom was nicknamed STIG or sometimes, STIGMADA - a play off of his last name, "Kamada."
*Politically angry teacher walks into classroom*
Class: "What's up STIG!?"
Teacher: "God damn this government! It's all fucking wrong and nobody else in this country realises at all what's going on! AHHHH!!!"
Student: "You should run for president STIG!"
Teacher: "Yes.....YES!!! I am a STIG and i will rule you all!"
Class: "Whoo hoo!!!"
by Hydrilus May 04, 2005
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[Stig]

A nice boy who lives in a skip with his roomate hooshlag. Hair is always straight but natural as there are no plugs in the skip, and is captain alongside his roomie hooshlag on there ship "the mighty losbter". Unfortunately not as good a crimper as hooshlag.
Hey Stig, go clean the poodeck overthere woodyah, or the skip will go smelly!
by Hooshlag (lucy) October 08, 2008
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