stiffy chugger

one who "chugs" or quickly swallows a "stiffy", aka boner, hard-on, wood, tube steak, skin flute, or for those of you who are still in the dark, an erect penis; blowjob

can also be used via chug my stiffy or i got my stiffy chugged

"does she give good head?"

"yeah, she's a damn good stiffy chugger"
or
"yeah, she chugged my stiffy"
or
as an insult

"chug my stiffy!"

by wimbo October 7, 2009

Stiffy

A stiffy is an extended clip on a gun.

My gun has got a stiffy

by Urban gang November 29, 2017

Lady-stiffy

The result in a female's panty area when a heightened state of sexual arousal is achieved.

"When Hugh Jackman ripped his top off in X-Men, I got a right lady-stiffy, I can tell you.

by Eema Braazkumov November 30, 2013

stiffy

A slang term for boner or erection

While I was slow-dancing with Tom, he got a bulging stiffy. It was nasty.

by xxdecayingashes December 26, 2004

stiffy killer

A girl so ugly that she immediately deflates a perfectly good hard-on by simply looking at you.

Things were going good at the party until, Rita brought her stiffy killer friend Bertha, and it was all down hill from there.

by J.B. Trevor March 17, 2008

stiffy and tippy

when a person of the male gender has a large erection (stiffy), and needs to urinate , cannot sit down due to the stiffness,and unable to point his "stiffy", down all the way to make the urine into the toilet, he must stand on his tippy toes to get the right angle to urinate into the toilet . ussually takes place in the morning or right before sexual intercourse.

bro, had a stiffy this morning that wouldn't go away, had to stiffy and tippy it before my bladder exploded .

sorry for peeing all of the toilet , didn't realize I had to stiffy and tippy it until it was to late.

by Erewflow July 28, 2013

Stiffy Jimmy

A sex activity where the male gets a bone and puts 2 piece of wood or metal on top and bottom of the penis keeping it as stiff and straight as possible then putting it in the vagina and jimmieing his dick like a lockpick inside with a very fast forward and backward motion

Person: dude why is your cock so straight?

Me: oh me and my girl do the stiffy jimmy daily

by Habernero February 28, 2021