Stiffler-esque

A description of mannerisms or behaviors commonly distinguished by their abjectly heterosexual, alpha male motivations. The term references character Steve Stiffler, an outspoken would-be playboy with shades of decidedly latent homosexual tendencies and a heart of gold, from the popular American Pie movie series.

In Stiffler-esque fashion, Jack decided to bring his own penis as his date to Senior Prom.

"Dude, hiding a camera in the girls' locker room would be totally Stiffler-esque."

by C. Austin April 18, 2010

Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves

"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."

by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010

Spiffster

A name for one who is spiffy; The highest of all others.

Jimmy: "I enjoy sex with camels!"

Mike: "Dude, you're a Spiffster."

by Mike Spiffy May 13, 2005

stinkster supreme

A term used typically used to describe an unpleasant, rude, or stinky person.

Man, I hate my teacher, she is just such a stinkster supreme.

by Chazcam YT January 2, 2023

stiffer

1) An erected penis
2) Corpse which is cold and become stiff
3) Nickname for someone called Christopher

1) Every morning I've got a massive stiffer
2) Got to perform an autopsie on a stiffer
3) Hey Stiffer what you up to tonight

by Brunel September 17, 2005

stiffler's mom

Any stiff or strong alcoholic beverage.

"Hey man what you drinking?" "A Stiffler's Mom bro."

by Big Reddd February 6, 2008

Spiffter

Noun: A person, usually male, that is on the cutting edge of fashion and what's hot.

I dig that guy's shirt he is such a spiffter.

by The Lance April 12, 2009