Spiffster

A name for one who is spiffy; The highest of all others.

Jimmy: "I enjoy sex with camels!"

Mike: "Dude, you're a Spiffster."

by Mike Spiffy May 13, 2005

Spinsterlicious

Spinsterlicious: adj

o A delicious existence as a happy, unencumbered, unmarried, childfree woman

I live a Spinsterlicious life, no husband, no kids, no headaches!

by eleanore w October 18, 2010

spicstermination

the act of or attempted act of killing degenerate spics in order to clean up ones neighborhood or city.

I plan on doing some spicstermination today, my neighborhood is getting a little overrun.

by cardboard to death September 10, 2009

Spinster

A spinster, or old maid, is an older, childless woman who has never been married. A "spinster" is not simply a "single" woman, but a woman who has not formed a human pair bond by the time she is approaching or has reached menopause and the end of her reproductive lifespan

I fear Sarah-Jane is going to end up a lonely spinster with only a cat by her side for company.

by Kurteos027 September 3, 2013

Sniffter

A small quantity of fortified wine, usually served in a small port glass or port pipe.

Can I have a sniffter please or Do you feel like a wee sniffter?

by tcc013 July 20, 2010

Spister

(Vb.) To spister

An experimental and volatile combination of spanking, fisting and scissoring, derived from the popular childhood game 'rock, paper, scissors.' The act of spistering and interpretation is left as an exercise for the reader.

'Ah, mate, I went off with this bird and spistered her all night long. There was blood everywhere!'

'If you don't stop being such a jerk, I'm gonna spister yo sister.'

by Kinky Jigsaw November 23, 2011

spinster

Old unmarried woman. Not necessarily a virgin.

Khold's mother.

by DM January 9, 2004