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Spiffster 

A name for one who is spiffy; The highest of all others.
Jimmy: "I enjoy sex with camels!"

Mike: "Dude, you're a Spiffster."
Spiffster by Mike Spiffy May 13, 2005
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Spinsterlicious

Spinsterlicious: adj

o A delicious existence as a happy, unencumbered, unmarried, childfree woman
I live a Spinsterlicious life, no husband, no kids, no headaches!
Spinsterlicious by eleanore w October 18, 2010
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spicstermination 

the act of or attempted act of killing degenerate spics in order to clean up ones neighborhood or city.
I plan on doing some spicstermination today, my neighborhood is getting a little overrun.
spicstermination by cardboard to death September 10, 2009

Spinster 

A spinster, or old maid, is an older, childless woman who has never been married. A "spinster" is not simply a "single" woman, but a woman who has not formed a human pair bond by the time she is approaching or has reached menopause and the end of her reproductive lifespan
I fear Sarah-Jane is going to end up a lonely spinster with only a cat by her side for company.
Spinster by Kurteos027 September 3, 2013

Sniffter 

A small quantity of fortified wine, usually served in a small port glass or port pipe.
Can I have a sniffter please or Do you feel like a wee sniffter?
Sniffter by tcc013 July 20, 2010
(Vb.) To spister

An experimental and volatile combination of spanking, fisting and scissoring, derived from the popular childhood game 'rock, paper, scissors.' The act of spistering and interpretation is left as an exercise for the reader.
'Ah, mate, I went off with this bird and spistered her all night long. There was blood everywhere!'

'If you don't stop being such a jerk, I'm gonna spister yo sister.'
Spister by Kinky Jigsaw November 23, 2011

spinster 

Old unmarried woman. Not necessarily a virgin.
spinster by DM January 9, 2004
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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