steven segal 

1.a bad actor
2.a 'louisular' bhuddist
3.Tom Ws idol

X:steven segal is on, hes so stupid.
Tom: omg! lock and load! bam bam bam! I LOVE him!!!

steven segal by partyboy January 31, 2005

steven segal 

total fucking shithead with only one facial expression.
gimme a fucking gun, and well see how that fucking cocksucker manages to aikido himself out of that one

steven segal: you better put that gun down son. you dont want
me to hurt you , do you? (stares at me with that
ONE serious look on his face)
me: fuck you asshole, i eat little pieces like you for
breakfast!
steven segal: (confused, but still, manages to hold his one
expression) BLAM! BLAM!
me: (teabagging his dead fucked up corpse) yeah, fuck you
asshole.

steven segal by Tom85 July 24, 2006

steven segall 

a super gay, less awesome version of chuck norris, who happens to make horrible tv and theater movies. He is chuck norris's house maid.

Steven segall got owned by chuck norris in rock paper scissors.

steven segall by Manuel Lubbers June 14, 2008

Steven Sagal 

A wannabe motherfuckin faggot, who can't stand up for himself, and thinks he has friends when everyone despises him. He listens to hXc metalcore and thinks he's a badass.

Steven Sagal is a faggot.

Steven Sagal by j_carmichael January 15, 2009

Steven Seagulled 

When you have a hand full of cum and whipe it up someones face and over there head screamins Steven Seagulled

Joe is on corner Jim runs by "steven seagulled" joe is drenched

Steven Seagulled by limnic November 28, 2011

Steven Segal 

The most underrated comedian of his generation.

Steven Segal- Get your ugly, toothless white ass out of here.
White guy- I never looked at it that way before but now that I heard it from Steven Segal, it makes sense, he's right, I am an ugly, toothless white loser.

Steven Segal by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021

Steven Segal

Dick twist

Ma'am, how much for the Steven Segal?

Steven Segal by Leopard Slug May 25, 2026