Stedman

Someone with little to zero work ethic, and demands to be the highest paid.

He wants a pay rise? What for? My god he is such a Stedman

by Snoopypoo June 2, 2015

Stedman

An Obese 14 year old who talks way to fucking much, he’s very homoerotic but he’s always fucking things up, nobody loves a stedman

Wow, you’re acting like a real “Stedman”

by StardustCourt April 7, 2021

Stradman

Gets more excited about buying a couch than buying a Corvette. Will probably own Hypercars and Supercars of every brand available in the market and still wear $9 shorts. Loves his job and is very good at it, has a cute dog named Oskar. Brings a positive energy wherever he goes, is a true inspiration for so many people of different age groups.

So you are a subscriber of Stradman too?

by Whaaaaaaaaat? November 24, 2021

steedman

please help im being held against my will. steedman is making me write this. please stop her im going to die help help.

Guy 1: "OMG is that a steedman??"
Guy 2: "RUNNN"
Steedman: "Mwhehe"

by immmiieieiieie June 12, 2022

Max stedman

Max is the type of person who won’t admit to things but it’s obvious. He can be very funny but if u is a sensitive bitch ur not going to like his jokes. Max is the realest guy u will ever meet and all of his friends are real too. He also has the power of detecting fake people.

person 1: Max Stedman is so gay.
person 2: Max are u gay?
Max: what?! No i’m not 😉
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Fakest bitch: Omg Max can i be ur friend?
Max: *detecting fakeness* NO BITCH
Fakest bitch: hahaha ur funny
Max: i know i am
Fakest bitch: 😭 ur so mean 😖

by yeye666 February 12, 2019

Jack Steakman

A huge, beefy, muscular boy named Jack Steakman, he knows and everyone else knows that he's huge but will still always fish for compliments. He's got the beaver tail haircut with the long blonde locks, a surfer boy at heart, a once canola extract from the plant. If Jake the Cake runs at you, run the other way.

" Yo is that Jack Steakman?..... RUNNNNNNN!"

by y3e3e3e33e3e3e3e3e3e3e43e3e3et November 17, 2020

daniel odgers stedman

a very amazing dashing mother fucker who has the most fucking skills in lacrosse and a man who could whip any ones ass

daniel odgers stedman for da bois

by fer da bois April 7, 2017