Statoosticle

The thing that powers that powers the main thing and if malfunctions occurs, prevents the main thing from working

Dave: "why isn't it working?"
John: "It's cause the statoosticle."

by Alex from Minecraft January 26, 2022

Stanton

Stanton, Noun.

1) Someone who is above average in intelligence.

2) Someone who uses / appreciates High Brow humor.

3) Someone who has multiple unaccredited doctorates

-That guy just set the curve again, he is such a Stanton.
-That guy enjoys intellectual humor that doesn't always involve a punch line, he is such a Stanton
-That guy has an unaccredited doctorate in homo-sexual philosophy from Harvvard University with two V's, he is such a Stanton.

by Corneliusbear December 19, 2007

STATOY

Acronym of 'Saw This And Thought Of You'. Typically used in micro blogging when sharing a link that might be of interest to others.

@whoever STATOY link, hope you like it, what do you think?

by ghvj December 27, 2010

statto

A non-derogatory term used to refer to a statistician

My database is FUCKED! Statto! any chance of a hand to fix it?

by Barelystanding December 18, 2004

jacob statorious

A Little shit who makes stupid lip-synching videos and bites his lip flexes shit he doesn't have

Molly: yeah hey do you know who Jacob Statorious is

Brian: don't bring that little prick up ever again

by Brhtszch June 2, 2016

Stauto

A combination of the words "standard" and "auto" (auto, in this case, referring to an abbreviation of 'automatic'). Used to convey adamant or even vehement agreement. Often used to suggest that some course of action was already predetermined from the start; that to question such a course would be tantamount to heresy.

Adjective: Oh man, last night was unreal. For the life of me, I can't remember a more stauto time.

Noun: Do I want a cigarette? Of course I want a cigarette, there's no bigger stauto than that.

Verb: Crosby just stautoed that shootout goal. Was there ever a doubt? Of course there wasn't, it was a stauto.

Adjective: That meal was stauto good.

by Nastiest December 1, 2010

Stanton

A small town in Orange County, California known for motels, meth heads, and bums. The more north you go down highway 39 the shittier it gets.

DRIVING THRU RALLY'S IN ANAHEIM

Me: Dad, there's so many Tweakers here, where are we?
Dad: Son, we're in Stanton
Me: Stanton? This is more like Zombieland almost!!

by Raven Cristophl June 5, 2020