Starfucks

A new business where you can get both get laid and drink coffee. Teaches you the great art of multitasking and new sex positions. Cheap prices but expensive quality.

guy#1- "dude I'm do horny and I need some coffee"
Guy#2- "let's go to Starfucks!!!"
Guy#1- "way ahead of you" *un-zips pants*

by El domarino July 04, 2014

starfucking

Slightly raunchier synonym for namedropping.

If you want to indulge in starfucking with Washington insiders, Washington Wizards games are where it's at.

by ilk June 04, 2004

starfucked

1.diss’ed during a celebrity encounter
2. when a commoner has sex with a celebrity

Omg! She partied with the band and got starfucked by .......”!

by stoneham May 09, 2018

Starfuck

a verb referring to the act of fucking in a Starbucks public bathroom

The Frappuccinos made us very horny so we decided to Starfuck.

We used the whipped cream from our lattes to Starfuck.

by fratsarestupid April 19, 2011

Starfucker

The assholes that get drinks at Starbucks. Not the normal customers, but the true fuckers that take delight in bullshit drinks and bullshit complaints.

Barista over the head seat: This starfucker in the drive through said it’s only 12 packs of sugar not the 13 he ordered. He wants a complete remake!

by Gunslinger0351 February 04, 2019

Starfuck

This means that you are going to Starbucks with your partner and you just fuck in the restaurant.

I just starfucked with my girl

by FappyCumCookie May 30, 2016

Starfuck

Ramming a christmas tree star up someones arse for pleasure.

James: "Its christmas time again Jimmy, time to get out the Christmas tree"
Jimmy: "Better clean off the star for this year"
James: "Good call, im ripe for a starfuck!"

by jimmyc2005 December 22, 2005