freshwater starfish

A very rare starfish that lives in freshwater. So rare that it doesn’t exist.

I found a freshwater starfish.
Shut up, no you didn’t, liar.

by Thefza October 24, 2019

Destroy the Starfish

When you obliterate a butthole by penetration with a penis or other object.

"Hey bro, did you destroy the starfish last night?"

or

"I destroyed that starfish last night!"

by Skoozan August 12, 2016

pink starfish

1) a healthy anus
2) asshole that is safe to fuck; will not put you at risk for poop-cock

I strained on the can, but my pink starfish merely winked at the mirrored pool below

by RotNWang December 1, 2003

albino starfish

A freshly bleached anus.

She went to the boutique for an albino starfish.

by freddythegeek September 9, 2010

Starflight

An anxious, overly cautious baby bean. Take care of him. (copyright tui t. sutherland, wings of fire)

Clay: Guys, I blinded our only Starflight.
Glory: Really? I didn`t need that right now.

Clay: Maybe we should read him his favorite book, like a dictionary, to make him feel better.

Starflight: * pained screaming *

by aethseticrat January 1, 2021

porn starfish

The porn star alter ego of Patrick star from spongebob. Known for his cheesy 1970's porn mustache and enormous bulge. Quite possibly one of the greatest most disturbing images one can see.

To imagine the porn starfish just think of Ron Jeremy as a starfish. You'll get the picture.

by Sir shitzalot September 14, 2013

Frosted starfish

The act of licking frosted sugar off someone's asshole

Friend1: Yo man, my girl wants me to eat her frosted starfish
Friend2: get that

by walkyofish December 13, 2014