I star trekked your mother...
by xtrava July 15, 2005
Get the star trekkingmug. Star Trek is a series of TV shows were a bunch of Americans travel troughout the universe encountering garish aliens who speak perfect English. Said encounter between the space gringos and the aliens results in cosmic-sized heaps of trouble, and the gringos are only able to avoid being vaporized in the last possible second.
However, instead of learning their lesson and trying to stay out of mortal danger, a week later they're once again ass-deep in trouble.
However, instead of learning their lesson and trying to stay out of mortal danger, a week later they're once again ass-deep in trouble.
Sample dialog in Star Trek:
Mr. Spock: "Captain, we're all about to DIE!!!
Captain: Wait, how long do we have till the top of the hour?
Mr. Spock: "About 43 minutes"
Captain: "Don't worry, we still have 42 minutes to come up with something"
Mr. Spock: "Captain, we're all about to DIE!!!
Captain: Wait, how long do we have till the top of the hour?
Mr. Spock: "About 43 minutes"
Captain: "Don't worry, we still have 42 minutes to come up with something"
by el santos April 9, 2006
Get the Star Trekmug. It a movie series that follows a family and friends around the galaxy in a ship called the melinum falcon and there are jedies and lightsabers and the force wait this might be Star Wars but what’s the difference there basically the same thing
by Underloved pice of milk February 4, 2020
Get the Star Trekmug. The universe in which TOS, The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager and Enterprise inhabit.
It is a universe very much centered on social rather than scientific possibilities, due to various budget constraints it could not portray very many non-humanoid lifeforms that weren't energy beings. It attempts to seem scientifically sophisticated via copious amounts of technobabble that has only a tenuous link to theoretical concepts of today. It's spacecraft suffer the same problems as Star Wars, having low range weapons of poor firepower. Kinetic weapons are few and far between despite being superior in almost every way to phasers, and as in Star Wars, melee weapons larger than a knife make a mysterious return. The human political system is more akin to a socialist dictatorship than a free and fair society, and one can only hope that the Borg (Who would have their asses kicked by 21st century armies, btw) will assimilate them all and end the entire melodrama.
It is a universe very much centered on social rather than scientific possibilities, due to various budget constraints it could not portray very many non-humanoid lifeforms that weren't energy beings. It attempts to seem scientifically sophisticated via copious amounts of technobabble that has only a tenuous link to theoretical concepts of today. It's spacecraft suffer the same problems as Star Wars, having low range weapons of poor firepower. Kinetic weapons are few and far between despite being superior in almost every way to phasers, and as in Star Wars, melee weapons larger than a knife make a mysterious return. The human political system is more akin to a socialist dictatorship than a free and fair society, and one can only hope that the Borg (Who would have their asses kicked by 21st century armies, btw) will assimilate them all and end the entire melodrama.
by NoXion March 26, 2005
Get the Star Trekmug. by gimme the money July 5, 2016
Get the Star Trekmug. Refers to the 2009 Star Trek film based on the fact that the original story line is restarted. This term is primarily used by the online Star Trek fandom.
Person1- Have you checked ontd_startrek today?
Person2- No.
Person1- They just posted new manips from Star Trek Reboot.
Person2- No.
Person1- They just posted new manips from Star Trek Reboot.
by tpdnce00 November 1, 2009
Get the Star Trek Rebootmug. A parody of the episodes of Star Trek (the original series) on Youtube, in which each episode is crudely dubbed over, yet still faithful to the storyline and shortened to 5 minutes or under. Similar to more popular yugioh abridged series and Sailor Moon Abridged series, but caters more towards stoners and trekkies (and especially trekkie stoners).
Stoner: Man that new Star Trek movie was sweet, I should watch the original series, but that'll take forever.
Trekkie: Watch Star Trek Abridged, you can watch a whole season of episodes by the time it takes you to watch one actual episode
Trekkie: Watch Star Trek Abridged, you can watch a whole season of episodes by the time it takes you to watch one actual episode
by getHIGHwatchSTARTREKABRIDGED December 10, 2010
Get the Star Trek Abridgedmug.