clammy shammy

When the vag has secreted an excessive amount of discharge in the panties, making the female feel moist and swampish for most of he day.

"Mmmm gurl, I gots ta go change my panties because I got myself a clammy shammy"

"Gurl my shammy be so clammy on dis hot day"

by DPOOKERS January 6, 2010

The Sammy Hagar Paradox

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possesses some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar Paradox

A simple fun game to play with The Sammy Hagar Paradox is whenever you are traveling and see a speed limit sign of 55 mph you must be the first to yell "I can't drive 55!"... don't worry everyone wins because it is The Sammy Hagar Paradox

Whenever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

by El Oso Blanco June 26, 2010

Shammy

An obnoxiously cynical Owl that makes YouTube videos and, despite popular belief, does in fact have an upload schedule. Well known for his Game Reviews and "2 Dollars, 10 Games." video.

1. Damn I miss HIIMCAPSLOCK ... that Shammy guy is so mainstream.
2. "I wanna fuck the Krogan.." - Shammy

by Pepestein April 28, 2017

Sammy smashed

That particular moment when your brain stops working after consuming copious amounts of alcohol. One can usually tell that someone is "Sammy Smashed" when eyes start squinting and neck gets wobbly. A term wildly used on the island of Malta.

"Is that guy drunk? No mate, he is Sammy Smashed!"

by sirferris January 27, 2021

Sammy the dachshund

An extremely over weight dachshund who moans while we eat dinner, a Hansom young man none the less.. enjoys car rides , eating anything within reach, enjoying time with his mother , also know as Samuel L Fatman

Damnit Sammy the dachshund we’re trying to eat give him a yodel or something relli

by february 4,2009 July 24, 2022

stummy hurt

When you have so much money you can rub your stomach with it and say “my stummy hurt”

Playboi carti is rubbing his stomach with a bunch of money saying “my stummy hurt”.

by Yung Millah July 13, 2018

stimmy

1. (noun) An abbreviation for stimulus check

2. (verb; stimmied) to get fucked by your government

Me and my homies are going to use our stimmys on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk

by Sickomonster January 1, 2021