Spammering

Kind of like Stuttering which means to To speak with involuntary pauses or repetitions. Spammering is the internet equivalent of stuttering in which whatever you post online is repetitive, boring, and usually not making any sense.

After Jared Loughner was caught trying to assassinate Congress Woman Gabrielle Giffords, his many online rants against The Government were discovered. None of them made any sense, because they were incoherent SPAMMERINGS

by Peterpan21 November 23, 2011

Summering

When you are selectively ignoring a person, leaving them out to dry via planned activities.

Are you Summering me?
Did she just get summered.

Dude I think you are being Summered by that chick.

by Dr. Silver October 19, 2017

simmering

The act of holding in faecal matter beyond it's natural release point, to the point where it is bubbling to get out. At this point the dirty payload is then released onto the waiting stomach of a loved one in an act of tarmacking (see 'tarmacking')

Lee has had one simmering on his hob for a few hours now while Laura is waiting by the fire for a good tarmacking.

by Crebs January 15, 2010

Staggering Pirate

A sexual act, in which, the male is having sex with the female doggy-style and pretends to cum. When the female turns back to inspect the male shoots his ejaculate into her eye, then kicks her in the shin. The male then proceeds to run as he is chased by the female AKA the staggering pirate.

Dude whats up with your chick's eye?" "Oh she is just recovering from that staggering pirate I gave her last week.

by BongHeadDude July 17, 2011

shit staggering

shit staggering is when you are walking(staggering) when drunk or high aka hammered to the state that u cant walk right

man1:how much u had mate ?
man2:2 crates and a tenner bag of skunk
man1:lol what u doing now then ?

man2:gonna start shit staggering home then have some more tinnys

by bushby_grimsby July 21, 2009

Sammering

The art of jerking off your brother, but stopping right before completion, also know as gay incest edging

Mr. Bell went home that day and began passionately sammering his brother.

by ukwho August 3, 2025

Starmering

To avoid giving answers to direct and straight-forward questions.

When questioned about Mandleson, he started starmering.

by D Man 1066 April 13, 2026