Tumblr-Staff

To make a situation or thing worse than originally was, despite constant criticism. Based off of the staff on Tumblr, who consistently create unnecessary updates that the users hate.

Man, Jimmy really tumblr-staffed our chances for the finals when we told him not to try and go for those three-point shots.

by Undead32 October 19, 2015

swcw staff

Lame moderators that suck up to Sky for ranks and never go outside.

Man, this guy is just about as bad as swcw staff.

by coolguy4294 January 27, 2021

meat staff

A holy rod that can grant you 1 orgasm every 2 hours. Take precaution when inserting into a wizard sleeve because accidents while performing magic can summon crotch goblins.

"The wizard polished his meat staff every day, but was careful not to polish it too hard, for that would hurt."

by Walt Farmer June 25, 2008

bo staff

A kick-ass weapon from Japan and Okinawa. It's basically a big ol' stick. They are usually one fist higher than the user is tall, and made from hardwood.

This iron pipe make a kick-ass bo staff!

by Shard April 19, 2005

office staff

n. Stout piece of wood used for striking co-workers who won't shut up about latest episode of "The Office" or other TV show.

If you say another word about what a cute couple Jim and Pam make I swear I am going to get an office staff and beat your lips until they stop moving!

The new TV season starts in October so I usually plan an office staff party for November.

by gnostic1 October 10, 2010

Maclean’s staff

‘Maclean’s staff’ a synonym for piece of ‘shit humans that don’t care about you’.
‘Maclean’s staff’ comes from Maclean’s college, a public school that is a try hard private school. Majority of the staff at Maclean’s treat you like trash. Examples; house leaders and the principle.

Maclean’s staff are pricks.

by Cfunkt September 17, 2019

staff staph

A bacterial infection on/in the male genitals.

I developed a staff staph a few nights after I hooked up with a chick from the bar.

by Frenchie619 July 17, 2006