St. John's School  

A school in Houston for the kids that do nothing except for study. They are good at books and lacrosse, but as far as every other sport, Episcopal kicks their ass. Their quarterback, Lawson Gow, cried during the Episcopal versus SJS game this year and it was almost difficult to watch. The kids at here are nerdy, ugly, and the epitome of losers. Sometime, maybe, someone will teach the bitches a thing or too about being cool.

St. John's School Dance...
SJS Guy- Dude...check out that chick
other SJS Douche- the one with the head gear?
SJS Guy- yeah her she's hot!
other SJS Douche- yah i'd "tap that" LAUGH OUT LOUD...*snorting*

St. John's School by ehs bra December 7, 2006

St. John's School 

The students that go to St. John's are superior to the kids at all the other irrelevant private schools in the Houston Area. Contrary to popular belief no one actually studies they just use that as an excuse to sneak out and party like the vibrant young adults they are. If you actually ever met the kids there you would know what an absolute power house this FINE institution is. If you know of any simple minded people with no personality they must got to Episcopal or Kinkaid because they most definitely wouldn't be at SJS.

Jim: Did you see those kids back there, they're all units!
Bob: Yeah they go to St. John's School

St. John's School by mdawg32 September 8, 2020

St. John’s College High School 

St. John’s is the best school ever. We love our sports and we are really good at them. Gonzaga and Georgetown prep kids like to hate on us because get all the girls and wcac titles. Sjc is so much fun and is full of funny kids who just want to have fun. Sjc part is are so much fun because everyone can come and have a good time (even the Wilson kids lol). Girls at St. John’s are so hot and athletic.

Gonzaga and Georgetown prep boys: omg that St. John’s college high school kid who is committed to unc for baseball just stole my girl!!

St. John’s College High School by Ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeedc January 14, 2019

St. John's Basketball 

Game involving throwing jellybeans into someone's outstretched anus.

Eating jellybeans after a game of St. John's Basketball is not recommended.

St. John's Basketball by billthecat November 27, 2012

St. John's jaw

A painful and elocutionarily debilitating medical condition originally identified among pederastic members of the Brothers Hospitallers of St. John of God, brought on by compulsive fellatio performed on unwilling minors.

A doctor's office in 1974...
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.

St. John's jaw by doonga November 7, 2013

St. John's Tech 

A school full of teachers who say they aren't racist. (But come on. Let's be honest here.) Along with that a dean who doesn't do shit. And kids who have the IQ of Amy Schumer.

Hey, I'm not retarded. I just go to St. John's Tech.

St. John's Tech by YoGrannyABigOlTranny May 22, 2018

St. John's husky fucker 

When you don't tip the jets pizza delivery guy so he fucks your husky an posts it to porn hub.

Mitch was a real st. John's husky fucker what a dunighan.

St. John's husky fucker by Purple nurble February 12, 2022