SSD 

SSD has two meanings, but this one is for the people who wanna roast their boyfriend's

SSD means super small dick in this term.

Person 1: Hey remember that threesome we had last night my boyfriend had a super SSD.

Person 2: Damn it was super tiny how did we even have the threesome.

Person 1: I just texted my boyfriend and told him "you have an SSD"

SSD by EDP449 August 4, 2021

ssd 

This word means suck some dick

"Stacey was being rude so I told her to ssd"

ssd by J3NNLES May 5, 2022

SSD (Straight Shooting Dick) 

A penis with laser guided precision that locks straight to its target. It's been known to be somewhat predatory in some environments. It has been considered to be somewhat dangerous in ex Soviet states.

Be careful tonight, my radar says there are plenty of SSD (Straight Shooting Dick) out in the town looking for predatory targets to lock on to.

SSD (Straight Shooting Dick) by GimpyLeg August 11, 2021

ssd,sjadksjdklsadsad 

When you forgot what you searched for so you just randomly slam your gently write random letters

(By:SereneWolf)

example: OMG I FORGOT WHAT TO TYPE "SSD,SJADKSJDKLSADSAD"

ssd,sjadksjdklsadsad by SereneWolf July 26, 2018

SSD Drive 

A misnomer for an SSD. 'SSD' stands for solid state drive, so calling it an 'SSD Drive' would be calling it a 'solid state drive drive'.

Adam: "Yo i just installed an SSD drive in my PC! It's so fast!"
Mark: "... you mean an SSD?"
Adam: "Yeah, the new SSD drive thingy, it makes it go so much faster!"
Mark: "The D in SSD already stands for 'drive', so why are you adding an extra 'drive' to the end? So you're installing a solid state drive drive to your PC?"
Adam: "uhm, i don't know. i just thought that was what it was called, just like an HDD drive."
Mark: "... HARD DISK DRIVE.... DRIVE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

SSD Drive by suburban__dictionary April 11, 2023

KSA SSD 

Kiss Some Ass

Suck Some Dick

What Immigrants do to curry favor with the Bossman

My supervisor was all over my shit the other night so today I have gotta KSA SSD

KSA SSD by islandcuban December 29, 2021

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the moment ehen you were literally caught in fucking 4K Ultra HD 60fps Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090 TI Ryzen 9 5900hx 4K Monitor 32 GB RAM 2 TB SSD 3 Lightning Fans 8K TV 1250w Power Supply ASUS ROG Maximus Z690 Extreme - Intel Z690 DDRS EATX Motherboard

caught your ass lackin in 4K Ultra HD 60fps Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090 TI Ryzen 9 5900hx 4K Monitor 32 GB RAM 2 TB SSD 3 Lightning Fans 8K TV 1250w Power Supply ASUS ROG Maximus Z690 Extreme - Intel Z690 DDRS EATX Motherboard

4K Ultra HD 60fps Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090 TI Ryzen 9 5900hx 4K Monitor 32 GB RAM 2 TB SSD 3 Lightning Fans 8K TV 1250w Power Supply ASUS ROG Maximus Z690 Extreme - Intel Z690 DDRS EATX Motherboard by nylonthingy February 26, 2023