E squared

when somebody has everything except (EE) sex i.e blow job, fingering, eatten out

James: melissa how was your night?
Melissa: well he fingered me, ate me out, and i gave him a blow job
James: oh so you had an E squared?
Melissa: What the F?

by xchadx xbrox xchillx March 25, 2008

piece of cake squared

When obtaining a cake is very easy

“Was the bakery busy?”
“No, it was a piece of cake squared.”

by cake guy October 22, 2010

BS squared

Bullshitting about bullshit.

Bobo: Fuck yourself. Just kidding...Kidding about being kidding, that is. BS squared.

by HumaneAnimal December 9, 2017

de-squared

when someone pulls for the first time

“I was de-squared by hayden”

by cheekylittlerat101 February 23, 2019

Jesse Squared

Jesse and Jessie got married forever, forever, forever!!!

Jesse Squared got married on December 25, 2029.

by Jesse Squared Forever! May 13, 2019

Squared

To leave someone on open/read on Snapchat. To Square is to leave someone on open/read on Snapchat.

Person 1: Did he respond to that picture you sent?
Person 2: No. He squared me!

by daniyell250 February 3, 2020

Sokal Squared

Taking place over 2017 and 2018, Also known as the "grievance studies affair" was the project of a team of three authors—Peter Boghossian, James A. Lindsay, and Helen Pluckrose—to highlight what they saw as poor scholarship and eroding criteria in several academic fields. Their totally bogus and unscientific fake research papers were accepted by academia EXPOSING Academic Grievance Studies, and the problems of ideologically-motivated scholarship, radical skepticism, and cultural constructivism.

Sokal Squared is all the evidence I needed to realize academic ideologies known as grievance studies is an unscientific cult-like established religion of criticism that is intolerant of all opposing worldviews.

by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022