squishballs

natural boobs

"dude, check out the squishballs on that one!"
"those are about plastic as a Geo"

by frito burrito December 17, 2008

Sluisebox

An exceptionally suave and casanovian male individual, who is known to get any and all ladies he desires.

Megan told her friend she never sleeps with a man on the first date, unless of course he's a real sluisebox she added.

by A#1CranberrySalesman December 23, 2011

squishcount

The number of casualties in an accident, terrorist attack, natural disaster or in another catastrophe. The bodycount.

"Dude, did you hear about that freak earthquake today? I'll have to check the news to get an update on the squishcount!"

by UberDoom November 9, 2012

squishbears

A dog or cat's toebeans. Term was coined since paw pads look like teddybears and they are squishy

Look at how big this pupper's squishbears are. aren't they precious?

by Subtacular August 24, 2017

Squisheon

The act of squishing an object

"look at that bug. it's squisheon!"
or
"look! i squisheoned it!"

it's just another way of saying squish

by Quinn's stupid definitions October 29, 2018

Squishony

Squishy and cushiony lips perfect for kissing

Your lips are so squishony baba

by Kchil November 24, 2019

Squirtbox

A squirtbox is a cardboard box that is taped shut with a hole cut into it that one would use to masturbate into. This could have a picture of someone's face/genitals taped to it to add to the affect.

"Hey Jim, where's your squirtbox? I need to crank one out!"

by BrentarTheTiggy February 14, 2021