Fire Squirts

Diarrhea that burns on the way out.

Yeah matt had really bad fire squirts, he was walking funny for days.

by Arrrrrgh January 26, 2011

double-sided dutch squirtfest

When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid

Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...

by jerome612 May 4, 2017

Chocolate Squirties

A type of delicious squirticles made by the finest of poop

I love chocolate squirties

by Airborne999 May 24, 2018

green apple squirts

Explosive and colorful diarrhea.

After eating McDonalds Ashlee got a bad case of the "green apple squirts".

by Prilpethoe June 30, 2016

Canadian Squirter

(noun). n.: A proper mixture of Squirt soda and Canadian Club Whiskey. Served over ice. Originated by Michael Sumrow.

"The best NHL play-off drink is a constant flow of Canadian Squirters!!"

"Mike gave me 2 tall Canadian Squirters last night and let me tell you NO ONE does it like Mike!"

by Samazon September 23, 2012

camel squirts

A gastrointestinal disorder you get after consuming camel meat for the first time.

I had some beef kabobs for dinner. They gave me the camel squirts so they must not have been beef.

by VikingBerserker September 1, 2013

The Squirrels Pearls

When an event or person is absolutely amazing. Top of the heap, best of the best.

That ice cream sundae was the squirrels pearls!

by Crazy Squirrel Anpanman May 21, 2019