squirt

Verb:: to laugh so hard that you "squirt" out a little pee.

I <i>squirted</i> when I saw Night at the Roxbury... Dude! I squirted A LOT!!

by LainaSquared November 13, 2007

squirt

something a sick bastard says when he shoots his baby juice.

ahh ahh ahh ahh SQUIIIIRT(squirt).(biatch says:)get off you sick bastard.

by flopster0 October 12, 2008

squirt

A Northen Suburbs (South Australia) reference to getting on the alcohol.

Yo Jimmy do you 'ave 10 bucks cos me and Dan have 10 then we can get a bottle of squirt...

by Mathius Maximus July 28, 2006

squirt

A cigarette, a smoke

"Hey man, you think I could bum a squirt?"
"Let's go burn a squirt."

by Karloff October 8, 2005

squirt

a man who never signs off his pc. obsesses over females in chat rooms and wishes he had a dick.

paula's husband, john, is a squirt

by betty butterfield March 19, 2007

squirt

An expletive portraying extreme shock or disbelief.

Daughter: Mother, I am pregnant.
Mother: SQUIRT!?
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Retard Poser: Sum41 ownz!!!!11
Normal person: Squirt?!

Daughter: Mother, I am pregnant.
Mother: SQUIRT!?
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Retard Poser: Sum41 ownz!!!!11
Normal person: Squirt?!

by kr7 l3g3nd November 23, 2004

squirt

squirt is a nickname for a pistol,
the name deriving from the idea of a water pistol.

im goin to blast this fool, pass that squirt

by ste - unit May 31, 2004