squirt 

squirt is what a guy's dick does when he has a cumgasm.

I usually squirt eleven times when I cum!

squirt by eda-skip November 14, 2022

squirt 

to be bad, unacceptable, boring, or generally shitty. Synonym: suck

"This event squirts dude."
"Yeah I'm about ready to blow ass"

squirt by notbad.jpg August 16, 2011

Squirt 

The action of the shit that comes out of a girl's pussy after you fuck her hard

DAMN! You squirted all over my Golf wang shirt!

Squirt by adfasdasddgdshsd November 22, 2021

squirt 

A caffeine free grapefruit soda manufactured by Pepsi. Contains less than 1% fruit juice and goes great with vodka.

Dude 1: Yo, get me some squirt for my smirnoff twist!

Dude 2: Shut up, pussy!

squirt by Nasty Massey March 27, 2004

squirt 

1. a young child

2. to urinate

3. to orgasm (usually for a man and sometimes a woman)

Some arrogant squirt was in the stall squirting.

squirt by The Return of Light Joker August 20, 2010

squirt 

when a female exerts her cum into a males cock. this however can cause people to get MORE horny. i do not recommend this to kids under the age of..............SQUIRTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh yeah right there........... enjoy squirting but be careful because this can cause unstoppable squirting...........

(squirt) squirting....

squirt by achmed911 October 23, 2011

Squirt 

A product of female ejaculation.
Includes pure urine and fluid from the bladder.

Scott: Hey, you been pleasuring my girlfriend?
Addam:Yeah! She says you dont make her squirt often enough.

Squirt by XxHitTheDabxX May 26, 2018