Squire 

A based individual, a Squire is one who is incredibly posh within their linguistic division, using larger words on purpose even in the most chill environments, Squires also have the multi-Squire Constitution, naming rules that all Squires must follow. As of July 27th 2023, the Constitution has 164 sections. When used within this context, the S in Squire must be capitalized, otherwise you are talking about something else, even if you aren't.

"Holy fuckerdoo!, Billy's so fucking based! Is he a Squire!?"

Squire by Upright Almond July 27, 2023

Squire 

Hendo

Aye shup squire

Squire by Cockblockyarbar September 12, 2023

Squire-Dorfing 

To squire about town with your papel dorf.

Jeff: Hey pahps, what are you up to today?

Jarren: Oh nothing, just squire-dorfing with my pahps!

Squire-Dorfing by DORFSQUIRE June 2, 2010

Squire Chava

Annoying little money stain who likes to eat anything he finds and likes to flirt with everyone he sees

This Squire Chava is a total clown

Squire Chava by Squire Chava May 17, 2019

Squire’s-law 

Squire’s-law: The most likely cause of an unsolicited offer is its unintended invitation.

Squire’s-law example: Using a search engine for the word ‘definition’, but mistyping and being contacted by a company called ‘deifinition’.

Squire’s-law by Googledefs February 11, 2023

squire gestle 

An all around Nig NOG that no one likes just an irritation a parasite sucking on everyone's good time.

The squire gestle was ruining the drift zone by crashing into everyone on purpose.

squire gestle by Big fat Nig NOG November 15, 2016

Squire-lee 

A person who doesn’t bite their tongue and tells it how it is all the time. Has no filter and can tell the vibe of the room just by walking in it with their strong intuition & gut feeling

Squire-lee - Hey, you know what?
Person- what?
Squire-lee - you’re an entitled little sissy who complains about everything.

Person- ughhh….?

Squire-lee - Ok, have a good day!

Squire-lee by Da Lord Beerus November 23, 2021