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Squigglemoofy

Skwig-el-moo-fee
A really cuddly type of female that is also amazing at sex. They tend to be a little clingy at times and want a lot of attention. They are very cute and lovable and require a lot of special care . There are many sub groups but the most popular is the Special Care Squigglemoofy. They are irreplaceable :)! A common name for them is Michelle.
If I could do anything in the world id snuggle with a Special Care Squigglemoofy, it would be the best!
by Mi Sing Yew October 18, 2011
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squiggly meat

The meat that looks kinda like sliced ham or roast beef hanging between a girl's flaps. Usually occurs from too much use. Sometimes is dark brown in color like that of out of date lunch meat.
She needs to tuck that squiggly meat back between her flaps.
by hishampatel February 29, 2008
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Squiggley Blowfish

Another meaning of "Spaghetti". Not anything sexual, just spaghetti.
"Hey Jim you want some off this stuff?"
"Nah I don't like squiggley blowfish"

"Yo where can I get some squiggley blowfish"

"Your Mum's squiggley blowfish is the shit!"
by Prof.Pitzmagitz February 28, 2013
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Squigglet

While playing in the dirt, I saw a squigglet in the ground
by Nogusimnotokay April 13, 2017
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The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server
Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY
by Lemons<3_doyoumissme? January 7, 2023
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squiggledick, squiggle dick

(N,V)

1-A boy with inferior facial hair, or a woman with significant facial hair. OR MULLET!!

2- A real douche, cries to girls about his problems. One with inferior intelligence, and lack of general ability to perform ANYTHING

3- One who claims or desires to be good at an athletic event, but is a second rate, 3rd string degenerate who was most likely strained through the streets.
Jason- Dude, he's a real squiggledick
Bob- A what?
Jason- Just look at his mustache, and the tears in his eyes. He's a real live "squiggledick, squiggle dick"
by snagtag October 6, 2009
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squiggly porn

cable channels that offer 'porn' that is "scrambled" by 'squiggly' lines. (every now and then you can get a glimpse of 'prime parts') -the cough-up of some hard gained $$$ can make the squiggly lines disappear, but rarely worth it!!!
joe and i were getting hopped up listening to music, while watching squiggly porn

had a serious squiggly porn thing going last night!
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
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