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Punching the Squid

Masturbating in such a way that when you cum it shoots out in strings that make it look like squid tentacles coming out of your penis.
Man 1: "Why is your house such a mess?"
Man 2: "Sorry, I got a bit carried away punching the squid last night."
by Arcaros August 1, 2017
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Glow Squid

The most useless Mob to ever exist literally just a retexture of the normal squid. The glow squid doesn't hypnotize you (google it if you don't believe me), it doesn't actually glow but the texture just doesn't get dark, the only other drop it has besides ink sacs is prismarine shards.
The Glow Squid shouldn't have won the mob vote since it is useless.
Also yes I am salty about the Glow Squid winning and I hope everyone who voted for it regrets it.
by Don't worry about it at all. October 8, 2020
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Squid Sisters

A fictional band within the Splatoon universe. Commonly asserted with the best shit ever for musical purposes.

The band consists of two Inkling Girls, Callie and Marie. The genre of the music is usually Electronical Pop but can sometimes vary.
Person #1 : What musical bands do you listen to?
Person #2 : Squid Sisters. 'Nuff said. #squidsistersforlife
by Infinity0706 August 7, 2018
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The Squid Game

A netflix show released in 2021
Plot: Hundreds of people with financial difficulties accept a strange invitation to a survival game. A millionaire prize awaits them, but the people that have done the game are playing too. Playing with the contestants lives.
Example:
+Have you watched The Squid Game?
-No, i still don't have time.
by moonyaa October 1, 2021
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SQUID MARK

A mark often left on the front of a pair of underwear, usually the result of leftover male ejaculate.
After a pleasurable night of adultery with my wife's sister, the only evidence that got me busted was a couple of overlooked squid marks on my boxers, and her dress.
by Briggsyl March 30, 2008
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Squibitchuss

Bad Flemish insult, used by belgian people to called people they don't like.
I don't like my english teacher.
He is a big Squibitchuss!!!!
by -bamff- September 20, 2009
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squidbob

my favorite show is squidbob
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