Squib

A Member of Bangor Quidditch S.Q.U.I.B ( Society of QUIditch in Bangor), Bangor University's (Wales) Quidditch team.

I'm proud to be a squib.

by BangorQuidditchSQUIB March 5, 2013

Squib

The condensation between the base of the scrodem and the anal opening (usually caused by stress, work, or an intense game of hockey). This is the primary cause of male chafing.

Dude, I got so much squib its leaing through my boxers. Got a kleenex?

by Butcher1977 February 6, 2010

Squib

One who does not know how to work freeview

"oi change the channel, oh wait you cant your a squib."

by theresareasonwhyshescalledruff May 17, 2008

Squib

Large piece of fatty substance around the neck and cheek area. Thought to be magical in its properties. Often used as a sex aid.

She has a fat squib or damn that squib is both fat and juicy

by teh_pwnerer January 11, 2005

Squib

It's like birb, but with squid.

Cute squid. Must protecc.

You're a kid now.
You're a squib now.

by The guy who is a person July 15, 2021

Squib

To be afraid or fearful of something or someone - to chicken out.

Friend A: Sorry fellas, I can't come to the pub tonight, the missus said so.

Friends B, C and D: You fucking squib...

by davosss December 29, 2006

Squib

Person of magical birth with no magical powers to speak of

Argus Filch

by enormus November 4, 2003