can of squelch

an inside joke in the U.S. military played on 'Boots' (newly arrived from boot camp).

squelch is a term used to fine-tune radios. it is a knob or button that controls whether or not background noise is heard on an open channel. it is used when communication is poor or lost and you are scanning your frequency/channel for any recognizable sounds.

telling someone to get a 'can' of squelch sends them to go ask someone, causing everyone who knows the joke to laugh. this is not always wise to send a boot to a Senior NCO for.

0311: hey Boot!

Boot: "Corporal?"

0311: "go down to supply and get a can of squelch. this radio's been acting up all morning and i can't get comm."

Boot goes to supply, waits in line, and then gets yelled at for wasting supply's time and their own. Usually ends with the Boot cleaning something unimaginable or guarding something insignificant for long, long, periods of time.

by Marines is capitalized January 22, 2011

squeetard

A person who gets so overly hyped up about something, all they can do is squeal and wave their hands furiously. Also known as a fangirl, encouraged by the thought of their favourite subject of choice.

"Look at that squeetard! It's amazing, how they can still breathe while squealing that high. It's only Johnny Depp/Naruto/something...."

by Citronic October 21, 2008

Squeta

A derivative of the Spanish weta, or white girl, a squeta is a white girl that squirts.

Yo holmes, did you see that weta in the grocery store yesterday? Jimmy told me she's a squeta for real!

by Straightup July 23, 2012

squelf

To be assaulted by a person at least 8 inches shorter than you, or to assault a person at least 8 inches taller than you.

"If he puts his hands on his knees to talk to me one more time I'm going to give him the squelfing of his life!"

"Man, I just got squelfed the other day!"

by Juice Box Jerry September 21, 2017

dick squelch

The noise made when you are in the bath and you "take care of yourself" above the water, but some water has got into your foreskin so it squelches, this is usually done instead of below water as the splashing noise usually gives it away, however dick squelches are even more obvious then below water "dick splashes".

"Alex, whats that noise? are you dick squelching" "no mum!"

by analex127 January 23, 2009

squetre

The "squetre" (also spelled "squeter" in some countries) is the SI derived unit of area, with symbol m². It is defined as the area of a square whose sides measure exactly one metre. The "squetre" is derived from the SI base unit of the metre, which in turn is defined as the length of the path travelled by light in absolute vacuum during a time interval of 1/299,792,458 of a second.
The term "squetre" originated in Northern Australia some 152 years prior to the term "cumec" and is only now being accepted in mainstream language.

Ben explained to Kym that the official worm grunting rules state that you are only allowed to compete within one squetre for the duration of the contest.

by _Hoey_ January 8, 2008

squel

a small, or miniature squeal.

see squeal.

I could not hear her, her squeal was muffled and came out a squel.

by annoying squaredd January 12, 2011