adj. Usually a sweaty smear or ass print left on a seat; may be fecal as well: often found on gym equipment, vinyl bus/car seats or stadium bleachers, toilet seats on hot summer days. Used as an insult. Also squank, squanky,squanked. May be spelled skwank.
1. Nervous, Jim left an enourmous butt squank on Trisha's new velvet chair.
2. The intense heat and humdity was a guarantee we'd leave our seats squanky.
3. I thought you were just a dick, but you're a butt squank as well.
2. The intense heat and humdity was a guarantee we'd leave our seats squanky.
3. I thought you were just a dick, but you're a butt squank as well.
by regensraincoat June 25, 2006
A progressive disease caused by squanking that causes symptoms such as gynecomastia, micropenis, and dementia. The only known cure is castration of the patient and their mother.
Dr. Geniuzz: Foo! You caught the squanking disease! I guess you have to get castrated now... Lemme get my rusty scalpel.
Jose: Awesome! I must have caught it from painting naked guys all day.
Jose: Awesome! I must have caught it from painting naked guys all day.
by AD the Awesome April 09, 2007
Verb : to perform sexual intercourse
Usually used in place of the f* cuss word or derogatory terms such as pork.
Usually used in place of the f* cuss word or derogatory terms such as pork.
by Brettski23NotSoSound February 18, 2023
by TheSquankMan December 22, 2017
To jump into anything at that very last second. Can be used to enter or exit anything including conversations.
My puppy squanked through the door before I closed it.
Lisa squanked into our conversation to make sure she got the last word in.
Lisa squanked into our conversation to make sure she got the last word in.
by The Master of Digital January 17, 2022
When a cast member walks through an area where there are no guest and she has a nice ass we would normally say, “nice squank”.
by Mr Golfball or Golfball Jeff April 16, 2022
by CHRISTLER August 13, 2020