Squanchy

When your balls are so hot and sweaty that they stick to your thighs

God damn, my balls are so squanchy it would take pliers to remove them from my thighs

by Viking Nuts May 20, 2015

Dirty Sancheez

c.f. dirty sanchez. The act of wiping one's nob cheese on the upper lip of one's partner

Timmy loves dirty sancheez'

by ZookeeperDave October 1, 2009

squance

The penis.

We went to the drive in and my girlfriend grabbed me by the squance.
Circa 1960.

by lewestogger May 29, 2009

SQUATCHELLA

An above averged sized female, in denial her man is cheating on her. Hobbies include trapping men with pregnancies, only having boy babies though desperately wanting a girl, pathological lying and saying she lives in the country while living in the city. Copies other people's hobbies and decor sometimes baby names. Claims to be wealthy although nearing eviction. Lies about mom being a molester.

Damn dude, squatchella told me she is pregnant again

No way didn't she say her man got a vasectomy?

She said his dick was so big they couldn't complete it.

by Cuuuuuupcakerandall August 28, 2018

squanchulation

Squanchulation can be anything and can happen at anytime in any given place in the universe.

Nigga 1: Dude, I can feel the squanchulation around me

Nigga 2: Nigga, what the fuck is you talking about

by Icansuckaniggadick September 30, 2020

donkey squanching quy

A stout ass chod who hangs his ass in the closet and Jacks it off till it cums in his face

Damn son, u can't hang your donkey in the closet n stroke him till he cums. U a stout ass chod, wait I mean a.... donkey squanching quy!

by Krazy Quyliller November 6, 2017

Jaun Sancheezzy

A Jaun Sanchezy is when 50 people eat extra spicy Mexican food and then those people take a shit on one woman/man and than that persons screams "Jaun Sancheezzy!!!"

Nathaniel is definitely getting a Jaun Sancheezzy.

by West Virginia Facts February 7, 2018