Squffins

Muffins that are square instead of round. Generally made with only the highest quality ingredients.

These squffins are amazing!

by dadanimal September 8, 2014

soft stuffing the basket

Attempting to have sex with a flaccid penis. Most likely to happen after a night of drinking

OMG- Drew was so drunk he spent HOURS soft stuffing the basket. I finally had to clue him in.....

by kiki921 August 5, 2007

Stuffing the Envelope

The sexual manuveur to take one's cock and balls and put or stuff them both into the woman's vagina.

Man, the new bitch at the office is so loose I ended up stuffing the envelope last night.

by Yerby August 17, 2006

Stuffing the Duck

The act of stuffing toilet paper or tissue paper in ur bunghole when u hav wet farts or the shits.

Bro I'm totally stuffing the duck right now.

by BholeItaliano July 3, 2011

Squanding

Bonding with your squad.

Ant'wan, Ca'tron, Knighttrain, and Ma' key$ha spent the afternoon squanding.

by Codegreen February 26, 2015

Squatting Lorax

When a woman squats over a man's large nose and squats up and down, allowing penetration of his nose into her anal orafuss. This is a timely process, mainly because it must take place in a maternity ward while feeding the fish.

Hey Cameliennnnnnlalalalala, wanna do a squatting lorax over at the maternity ward in Hooker Hole, Louisiana?

by mrussle April 19, 2012

stuffing rope

When a man is unable to achieve erection, but still attempts to engage in intercourse.

That chick I got on last night was hot, but I was do drunk that I was just stuffing rope.

by Filthy Anarchist March 18, 2004