squiffle

To leave less than a full portion of something in a misguided effort to be polite.

Sometimes this is an attempt to avoid guilt for consuming the last portion. Most commonly used in reference to food, but can be used with supplies and materials.

"My sister squiffled the cookies."
(She left just one in the package, rather than simply finishing the package.)

by Brian Sago July 8, 2004

Jackin Squiff

A slang term reffering to the act of sexual intercourse. Or the act of hijacking vagina.

"Dude, you smell like ass, have you been jackin squiff"?

by J Langley November 23, 2006

Sqwaffle

The act of partaking in a fight using waffle's instead of ones fist.

He made fun of bisquick, so we got in a small sqwaffle before the police came.

by uraniumbomb October 8, 2012

Squiffy

A mild alcoholic buzz

She was a bit squiffy after a couple of beers.

by Ms. Maybe October 12, 2008

squiffy

Awkward, wrong, lopsided, ruffled or strangely different.

"I've got got squiffy tail feathers"
or
"She posed squiffily"

by Lyndz May 5, 2004

Squeff

A term primarily used to determine the difference between amyl-nitrate inhalants used for sex (poppers) or for just getting zonked (squeff).

I am abusing squeff because I am not using poppers to have anal sex.

by SqueffGoldblum October 7, 2015

squadfather

The member of a friend group who keeps it lit.

Hit up the squadfather, he can find a party.

by Swampdonkeydick June 1, 2016