Siffy

The new name for TV's SciFi Channel.

Dude, did you catch the rerun of Battlestar on Siffy last night?

by mhl2 July 18, 2009

peppermint stiffy

When a girl puts a peppermint into her mouth when she is giving a man a blow job. The minty coolness causes extreme pleasure and gives the man what is called a "peppermint stiffy."

Bobby- "Guess what happened last night."
Jim-Bob- "What?"
Bobby- "Cheryl gave me a peppermint stiffy."
Jim-Bob "NO WAY! Was it awesome?"
Bobby- "Yah man, it was filled with minty pleasure."

by Amanda Seyfried August 2, 2010

Tiffy Makes Me Stiffy

when Tiffany makes your dick hard

Person 1 : TIFFY MAKES ME STIFFY HUH
Person 2: ikr she is so hot

by ItsPromo December 6, 2018

Columbian Stiffy

When you wake up with a morning boner and you have to shit and pee at the same time, So you sit down to shyt but your morning boner wont fit into the toilet.

Friend: Yo, wheres your bathroom?
Me: In the back to the left.
Friend: Fool there is piss everywhere!!!
Me: I couldn't help it man... I had a Columbian Stiffy this morning!

by S3XU@L CH0C0L@T3 March 1, 2009

squiffy

Being slightly intoxicated.

I'm not drunk I'm just a bit squiffy right now.

by Anonymous January 13, 2003

sniffy snacks

Another term for cocaine

Dude why the hell were you up all night? "bro i was doing sniffy snacks!"

by Angeeeee November 10, 2010

anti-stiffy

noun, verb.

applies to males/transsexuals only.

someone, or something so unattractive, it causes the penis to recede within the body--a reverse of the action of where a male has an erection, which is commonly known as a "stiffy".

"hearing about your venereal disease really just gave me an anti-stiffy."

"when the porno film shoot went horribly wrong when the star actress came to work with the flu, anti-stiffies were had all around."

by atilla February 17, 2005