Sputtering Ass

To sputter ass means to fart in a loud, crackling fart that goes for long periods of time.

The guy in the stall was sputtering ass so hard, his butthole must be ripped open!

by Antikase February 14, 2024

Sputter

Similar to a spotter in weight-lifting, a sputter is an individual whose job it is to monitor someone performing auto-erotic asphyxiation so that the act does not proceed to death.

If Michael Hutchens would've had a sputter, INXS could've been bigger than U2.

by Rock Wilder April 10, 2019

Hot Sputtered popcorn

When you get so scared at the movies that you spit into your hot buttered popcorn creating spudder butter.

The opening scene of the movie scared us so bad that we spit into our hot buttered popcorn creating hot sputtered popcorn .

by Katelynne's dad July 17, 2022

Bubbly Sputters

A bunch of cute little sputters, so cute...and adorable...and lovely...and soft...and sweet...and shy...and playful...and bubbly...

*bubbly sputters*
Xylitol Nova Cookie: Awwwwwwwwww~♡

by Skylar and Vicky Ledesma 💖 March 8, 2024

sputter fuck

Scratching and clawing while eating the wretched hole with resentment

I’d sputter fuck you.

by Jkmellisa March 7, 2018