spunkle ship

A game played by two players, where they lie down with the tops of their heads touching. Players then attempt to ejaculate over their own heads onto the opposing player.

Whoever loses this round of spunkle ship gets to shower last!

by Dimox January 25, 2018

spunkle

During sex, when a man ejactulates on his partner and immediately blows a handful of glitter over it.

Spunk + sparkle = spunkle.
Othernames: tinkerbelled, fairy dusting etc.

Yeah bro I spunkled all over that girl.

by te125 November 9, 2010

Spunkleminge

The types of food you would find in your housemate's cupboard when you are starving and skint, the problem being that non of it appears to be edible as it looks strange, vegan, beans/pulses or lentil type foods that probably cost a fortune. The end result being that you have to go and steal a loaf of bread for the shop.

Eg, Spunkleminge could be Tapioka or tinned foodstuffs that resemble frogspawn or lumpy spunk. or Miso soup.

See - Yoghurt Weaving

by Briskr August 29, 2009

Sporkable

Hair, usually curly, which can hold sporks, pencils and paper balls when they are tossed into it.

Can also describe scarves, sweaters, sheep, and any other variety of items.

Billy was dubbed sporkable after we managed to get a small kitten to stick in his massive hair.

by Emay Kay May 15, 2010

spunkalicious pubaloid

a very gorgeous and beautiful person with lovely pubes

me and lauren are spunkalicious pubaloids.

by smoi nd loz March 7, 2005

Dick-Suckable

When a girl is kinda fine but you'd only let her suck your dick. Not much else.

Damn that girl Denyse is straight dick-suckable

by randombeanwisdom May 1, 2016

suckable

awesome. really cool.
the word "sucks" is used everywhere worldwide even though it refers to sucking dick. so the word suckable works the same thing.

Alex- i love that shirt
Andrew- yeah, its suckable

by Alex Einhorn November 11, 2010