Spunting

Verb; To paint on the snow of someone's front yard! Usually involving graphic symbols of either penises or crude phrases.

"Joe and Steve bought spray paint from Wal Mart and then spent the night spunting our yard last night. They're such assholes. Let's go make out with them!" said Karen and Jessica!

by JoeJoeLA504 February 10, 2010

nine inches of spunking black cock

What most white girls dream of getting in their mouths and pussies.

What did you wish for at the fountain?

Nine inches of spunking black cock.

Dirty bitch.

by Moon Fish May 8, 2009

Spunding

Removing a banana from the peel. Reserving the peel and microwaving it until it is warm, then affixing googly eyes to the peel in a manner in which they look at you and then having crazy, dirty sex with it.

I saw the bananas in the store, they were begging for a good spunding.

by Spunder October 25, 2009

spunneling

When the conversation devolves into stupid puns. See reddit put threads.

Can we stop spunneling here and focus?

by TheSunOne December 1, 2017

Spuntingulating

Spontaneous titillation.

Geoffrey my dear, it seems as if my earlobes are spuntingulating! Oh no, it's gone now. If only spuntingulation lasted longer. This is some mad ASMR shit.

by Clungefarts April 23, 2019

Spudling

A weird person or persons

*See man acting strange at the train station*
You Say: Look at that Spudling

by dannyface March 17, 2009

Spucking

Its like sexting but over skype.
Naughty messages are exchanged by both parties.

Girl: Oh my god lets spuck!
Boy: Oh babe hell yeah, get your webcam on!

5 min later
Girl: Oh yeah we are spucking hard!

by yakuma January 1, 2011