Splodering

When you allow the thoughts in your head to explode, reducing them to nothingness and then allowing the outside world in with humility, understanding, and empathy.

John is really full of himself lately. He really needs some splodering.

by Fraddence December 9, 2012

Smuldering

When a man covers another mans face with his ball sack.

Josh and Brett's date ended with a smuldering and ball sweat radiated off both Brett's face and Josh's ball sack

by Lovi84 September 21, 2018

sputtering bagpipe

When your female or male partner is giving you fellatio on the bed at a 90 degree angle and his/her arm pushes on your stomach so much that you flatulate.

I found a girl on tinder and she turned me into a sputtering bagpipe, on a Tuesday afternoon.

by Shutteringbagpipe April 29, 2023

Studdering

Suh-Suh-Suh-Someone who studders

Why you studdering?, "suh-suh-suhs sup mm-mm-mman!, watchu d-d-d-oing?"

by Hektor Rodriguez October 7, 2007

spondering

spontaneous pondering

Last night I was spondering about thrust stages.

by ilovecherrys863 December 13, 2010

Spudding

A type of violent foreplay where one person shoves fistfulls of french fries into another persons mouth as they choke them.

I think Susie couldn't handle my spudding last night.

by EspressoJack February 8, 2017

spidering

Yet another term for anal sex. This one is when that damn old asshole is a big hairy bastard - like a spider. As found on dirty women who don't know Jack shit about shaving.

Dude 1: "That new chick from Accounts? She's one hairy bitch!"
Dude 2: "Yeah! Time to go spidering, Dawg!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 3, 2007