David Spates

David Spates is the best entertainer that niggas watch on YouTube. His channel is laughandpeealittle, and his best series is his PORN (Prisoners on the Run) series, where he and his nigga John Ollie (johnollie) make videos about them telling their crime stories. You a nigga and noting is good on BET, watch David Spates.

Go to YouTube and search for PORN talk. Best David Spates ever.

by AFB64 October 30, 2011

spite

Spite is a form of very deep and intense hatred towards someone who you feel has wronged you. When feeling true spite towards somebody, one does not waste any chance to cause harm to their source of anger, even if it means neglecting their own well-being.

Can you honestly say anything good ever comes from spite?

Spiting someone isn't going to solve your problems, it'll to make them worse.

by Spiteful old man March 11, 2016

eagle spread pose

When you pose for a picture you hold out both arms and tilt your head upward. The eagle spread pose indicates to others that you are an eagle and they are small birds which you can eat. It is a pose of dominance. This pose was invented by comedian Dex Carrington and featured heavily in the series "Dexpedition" on MTV Europe. The pose later gained international appeal when it was featured throughout the Snowboard World Championships in Norway 2012.

In a club you stand on a speaker and do an eagle spread pose to assert your dominance and awesomeness. (someone takes a picture of you doing the eagle spread pose in that club)

by Jared Funky funk April 25, 2012

Spreadsheet Monkey

Someone who gets roped into doing extensive data analysis - usually on behalf of a superior who isn't smart enough to do the work himself.

I was supposed to go to the convention but I got roped into being a spreadsheet monkey instead

by Chigger23 August 11, 2008

spread butcher

"The action of a person spreading their rusty sheriffs badge, legs agape" - Isaac Butterfield

"Shazz round the corner got me going when she lay spread butcher at the club last weekend."

by DR Willie Stroker September 16, 2020

muck spread

The mess that occurs when a hippo takes a shit, but rather than allowing the shit to drop from it's anus, it presses it's tail against it's ass crack, waving it back and forth, spreading the shit all over the place.

"I'd rather press my face against a hippopotamuses butt while it muck spreads." - Angry Video Game Nerd

by cheez_man_person March 6, 2010

bag spreading

When a woman takes up multiple seats, with there bags on public transport.

Look at that girl bag spreading what a scumbag.

by Patriatchy May 10, 2017