sprinternet

The mobile internet used on sprint customers phones, know for its slow loading times and overall suckishness.

"Dude why is it taking you forever to do a google search" , " i have sprinternet" " dam that sucks"

by raymaas August 17, 2009

ultimate spritzer

The act of shoving mentos in a coca cola bottle then sticking it into a girls butt hole. This will make an explosion of soda, causing an in-describable orgasm.

You gave me the best ultimate spritzer last nite.

by Cum master J May 28, 2009

cleveland spritzer

When your girl is in the doggy style position while you are munching her box and she rips a fart that wafts directly up your nose.

Damn Cassie, you really caught me off guard last night when you gave me that Cleveland spritzer... I still smell last nights flavor, garlic and ass!

by Chef BooYahD December 3, 2016

Daddy Sprite

Bud Light Lime’s alias. This fruity excuse for a beer is not for kids or the faint of heart. It’s the beverage of choice for New Balance and hiked up white sock wearing dads everywhere.

Slogan: “Obey your dad bod. Drink Daddy Sprite.”

by ThatFriggnGuy July 10, 2018

Crispy Sprite

A Sprite that is especially crisp and delicious, usually served at a McDonalds.

At the end of a long summer day, Jordan took a big sip of his crispy Sprite.

by crispyjenna666 June 14, 2019

Wanna Sprite Cranberry

It's the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year (Ayy, yeah)
I have just one query (What's that?)
Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (Uh-huh)
The answer is clear

Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

by Sprite Cranberry ultamite November 19, 2020

singing dancing sprite

a term for that guy in your group of friends who loves to put on a show. he is always singing, dancing, or feeling the need to act out in public. you're not sure of his sexual orientation and you sure as hell aren't sure why your friends with him.

1) Richard from the movie The Breakup.
"Gary on the kick drum.. come come!"

2) Jock- "Have you seen Ian today? I need to copy his homework for music and theatre class?"

Hot girl- "No, that singing dancing sprite is probably at play practice."

by yummdelish March 26, 2009