Jerry Springer therapy

The act of watching the Jerry Springer (or other funny, yet tragic) show to feel better about yourself.

Buddy: Why do you look so happy, you have a sausage gut and you just found out your girlfriend was cheating on you with all your friends.

Guy: At least I was smart enough to use a jimmy-hat and dumped her ass before she got preggo with a bastard child. And, things could be worse. I could be stuck in a love triangle with a gay midget and a tranny Hulk Hogan lookalike.

Buddy: Somebody's been getting his Jerry Springer therapy...

Guy: Works wonders...

by Chonch Monkey January 8, 2011

that's some jerry springer shit

Anyone with the qualifications to be on the Jerry Springer Show.

a slut having a sexual relationship with two brothers. people with low morals and standards, for example, that whore has fucked every inbred redneck in the hills and the trailer park, which one of you 18 men is my baby's daddy? that's some Jerry Springer shit.

by sheila stiletto September 25, 2013

Jerry Springer

Former mayor of Cincinnati.

jerry springer enjoys eating tacos in his office.

by elBrendo August 17, 2006

springer teen

A real fucked up teenager who is completely out of control, is usally banging his/her father at the age of 12 and has no sense of maturity or responsibility whatsoever. A teen so fucked up you'd see him/her on the Jerry Springer show.

I can't believe her daughter hit her! She's got a real Springer teen on her hands!

by Dirty Pig November 5, 2003

Jerry Springer Show

A Chicago-based trash talkshow hosted by Jerry Springer that emphasizes dysfunctional sectors of American society that includes whitetrash, debauchery, violence, racism and sexual promiscuity incluing homosexuality and incest and often mocks hillbillies. The show uses sound effects such as a cow's moo and a "boing" sound. Audience members sing the "Star Spanggled Banner" when the word AMERICA is uttered. Females in the audience are given beeds when they flash their breasts. The show also features a stripper's pole for the guests or audience members to display themselves.

The Jerry Springer Show is absolutely disgusting--its' my favorite.

by [e-mail] August 3, 2007

springe

A sharp shooting pain followed by a brief intake of breath through puckered lips.

Ohh my legs are springeing

by Scott Rowland July 20, 2006

haji springer

the seven/eleven rapper.

"hello everybody, tonight im gonna go party//
drink a lot of liquor and put a thizz in my body//"
-haji springer

by b-low July 26, 2006