Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche.

Response to someone either being a douche, saying something douchey, or telling you to get an Über.

Play on "sprechen sie deutsch"

Q: "Why don't you just take an Über?"

A: "Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche."

by Bob Rogue July 15, 2016

Sprechen Sie Dork?

A response to something stupid, or a friend who doesn't understand what you're saying. Similar to "losersayswhat?" or "asphinctersays what?" or "cockandballs?".

Bill: Could you throw this bucket of gasoline on the fire?
Ted: Sprechen Sie Dork?

by Lord Zoltar December 24, 2005

Specki

A German word, derived from the inane Telering "Weg mit dem Speck" campaign launched in Austria.
Has come to be synonymous with 'fatty'.

1. Aus'm weg, Specki!
> Move out'da way, Specki!
2. Specki, ruettel deine Powidltatschkerl!
> Specki, jiggle that fat!

by waJihadi-Jasmine March 19, 2008

sprackle

crystal meth of an unusually high quality

"Hey, did Doctor Jimbles come through with that bag of sprackle yet?"

by Mister Tug May 3, 2008

speckled cobra

corn poop. brown turd with lovely yellow gems studded in it. not so fun to see one floating a portapotty.

Guy 1: Ugh I hate going to Warped Tour.
Guy 2: Why? The best bands play there?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I always end up waiting in line for an hour to pee only to end up with the porta-john with a speckled cobra coiled in the blue piss water.
Guy 2: Oh... dude. Umm...
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That was mine.
Guy 1: *cries*

by gross person January 3, 2009

Shrecksual Experience

When you shove your 21 inch green dick in that ass and you get your onion juice all over her face, then slap her with your dick and yell "get out of me swamp" in a swedish accent while a donkey is also having sex with a dragon in the same room.

Guy 1: so i heard you took bootyquisha home with you last night.
Guy 2: ya nigga we had a Shrecksual Experience last night.

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 April 27, 2016

Sprocket rocket

A motorcycle

I was going down I 70 and a sprocket rocket flew past me.

by ALL BIZ September 3, 2018