sporking 

Spooning in bed with an erection

We were spooning and he got an erection, so we were sporking

sporking by J.S. Klein July 19, 2012

Spokin'

the action of using your bicycle as a mode of transportation and or a person who uses their bicycle as the sole mode of transportation.

Sally decided to go spokin' when there was a ton of traffic downtown, got there in half the time.

Spokin' by ComDesignFaith February 12, 2013

Sporking 

Spooning but pointy; gay spooning.

Dude those guys were sporking each other all night.

Sporking by Wassupninja October 6, 2016

Sparkin Lot

A parking spot to light then smoke a blunt, joint, spliff, or bowl of weed.

yo lets go find a sparkin lot to roast this blunt.

Sparkin Lot by chinesedeevadiff October 21, 2008

Sporkie 

The awkward moment when a customer's joke falls flat with a restaurant server. Witnesses are allowed to call out the Sporkie for what it is.

When ordering, Dan's jovial request for a side order of the server's phone number was answered by cosmic silence; creating an epic sporkie.

Sporkie by BRIF September 29, 2014

Sporking 

A kind of foreplay. Where the man has a boner while in the act of spooning.

Shannen: Baby, What's the poking me?
Louis: My penis.
Shannen: Oh ok.
*Falls back asleep while getting sporking*

Sporking by Stormmfreakk July 16, 2010

Sporkie 

The sound emitted from the ass when sitting with a half cheek on on church pew while wearing loose boxers. Results in a wet outcome.

1) Instead of an amen I let out multpile sporkies at the closing of the gospel.
2) As a result of my chronic sporkies due to my taco diet, my boxers are frequently in need of disposal.

Sporkie by KAOT November 12, 2004