spooning leads to forking

Common phrase linking the acts of spooning and forking. Basically, what starts with cuddling can easily end in sex.

Everyone knows that spooning leads to forking.

by Giant Peach November 19, 2005

Spooning

Spooning basically means you're hugging someone close to you.

You're facing the other person's back as that other person is facing away.

Guy: Hope you like my stomach rubbing on your back as my arms are wrapped around your body.
Girl: I love it when you wrap your arms around me, I love spooning !

by Edgy_shit January 24, 2019

Spoonicide

When a spoon by the magic of gravity dunks itself into your bowl of cereal or soup. Then, you must use either your hand, or another spoon to fish it out.

SHIT! My spoon just committed spoonicide!

by BillyBorgs September 30, 2010

spooning the toilet

The act of wrapping ones self around a toilet during a long vomiting session (after drinking) because standing is not possible after the first half hour. Can also be observed if said person passes-out in position.

Approximately 2:00 in the afternoon on Josh's 21st birthday:

"Where's Josh?"

"He's already spooning the toilet."

"Did you get pictures?"

by bteen3 December 18, 2007

Platonic Spooning

A great way to keep warm and shelter your friend when it gets that little bit chilly at night, or it could be used as an opportunity to catch up on what they did that day. Platonic spooning is just like regular spooning, only it's with too friends. A great way to build camaraderie!

"Yo! Me and my friend Amira engaged in a night of platonic spooning last night!"

"Awesome dude! Did you bang?"

"No dude, we're just friends! What the f**k is wrong with you!?"

by Dr. Oot Erous November 7, 2012

Spoobing

Spooning with hand on boob.

"Johnny needs to get laid." "Nah, he just needs a good spoobing."

by Spoobinator December 22, 2009

Kangaroo Spooning

The act of contouring one's body around that of a sleeping kangaroo. Kangaroos are often sound sleepers, so this is generally a safe practice. However, the act of spooning a waking roo may lead to a brutal and even deadly kick to the unmentionables.

Austin took part in some sweet kangaroo spooning this weekend. His girlfriend was really jealous.

by kingblingdong April 27, 2010